Big Dipper Diner

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(Uniqua, Pablo, and The Staff)



Uniqua:

Are you feelin’ hungry while you’re walking on the moon?

Pablo:

Do you need a space snack to get you through the afternoon?


Uniqua:

Set your teleporter so you’ll beam yourself here soon.

Pablo:

Just float into our diner and you’ll hear us sing this tune.

Staff:

The Big Dipper Diner! The best cafe in the milky way. The Big Dipper Diner! If it’s on your way, float by today.


Pablo:

Rush up in your rocket ‘cause you can’t drive your car.

Uniqua:

Fly in your flying saucer ‘cause you got to travel far.

Pablo:

Jump into your rocket and just follow any star.


Uniqua:

It’s not hard to get here from no matter where you are.

Staff:

The Big Dipper Diner! The best cafe in the milky way. The Big Dipper Diner! If it’s on your way, float by today. We’re the finer diner, not too far from Ursa Minor. The Big, Big Dipper Diner!

Two Eggs Moony-Side Up

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(Pablo, Uniqua, and The Staff)



Pablo:

Every single cook I know has got a specialty.

Uniqua:

Some like makin’ shish kebab and some make fricassee.


Pablo:

Some like makin’ sandwiches and some make a souffle.

Uniqua:

We have a meal that we do the best.

Staff:

And we make it every day. We call it…


Pablo:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Uniqua:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Pablo:

Breakfast…


Staff:

Is coming right up!

Pablo:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Uniqua:

Bowl of floatmeal.


Pablo:

Served on a plate.

Uniqua:

And in a floating cup.

Pablo:

This machine--it sculpts the eggs into the shape of moons.


Uniqua:

I pull out these floating cups and then I get the spoons.

Pablo:

This button makes the ketchup squirt in pretty star-shaped drops.

Uniqua:

And when the floatmeal is all cooked, we’re gonna serve it to the cops! Two eggs moony-side up.


Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Uniqua:

Breakfast…

Staff:

Is coming right up!


Uniqua:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Uniqua:

On a plate.


Staff:

And in a floating cup!

Hugs (speaking):

Hungry.

Staff(speaking):

Customer.


Uniqua (speaking):

That must be the police.

Staff:

Two eggs moony-side up. Bowl of floatmeal. Breakfast is coming right up! Two eggs moony-side up.

Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.


Staff:

On a plate and in a floating cup!

Stop That Alien!

From "The Big Dipper Diner"

(All 4)

Tyrone:

We will catch that creature. There’s no way he’ll get away. He cannot escape us ‘cause space crime doesn’t pay!

Tasha:

We must stop him shrinking long before he shrinks us all. He has made me angry and also made me small.

Cops:

We’ve got to stop that alien!

Tyrone:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

Cops:

Got to stop that alien!

Tasha:

We’ve really had enough!

Cops:

We’ve got to stop that alien!

Tyrone:

Because he shrunk my friend!

Cops:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again!

Uniqua:

I wish Hugs would come back, ‘cause it’s dangerous out here. I hope we find her, and I hope the Blarg’s not here.

Pablo:

If the Blarg gets to her, then our Hugs is really sunk. So let’s chase her faster so we won’t see her shrunk!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Uniqua:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Pablo:

We’ve really had enough!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Uniqua:

‘Cause Hugs is our good friend.

Staff:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again! (speaking) He shrunk again!

Pablo (speaking):

The Blarg is shrinking everything.

Tasha (speaking):

We must stop him!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Staff:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Cops:

We’ve really had enough!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Staff:

Although we don’t know when.

All:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again!

Acorns Song

From "Pablor and The Acorns"


(Tasha, Austin, Tyrone, and The Acorns)

Acorns:

Acorns, Acorns, proud we stand. Always lend a helping hand.

Tasha:

I can help you climb a hill, I’ve got a badge for hiking.


Austin:

And I can help you learn to ride. ‘Cause I’ve got one, I’ve got one for biking.

Acorns:

Acorns, Acorns, proud we stand. Always lend a helping hand.

Austin:

I can help you cross the street, you needn’t be afraid.


Tasha:

And if you’re hurt, I’ll patch you up. I’m trained to do, trained to do first aid.

Tyrone:

I just got my compass badge. I’ll show you east from west.

Tasha:

‘Cause when it comes to helping folks, we Acorns are the best!


Acorns:

Acorns, Acorns, none so proud. One more time now nice and loud. Acorns, Acorns, proud we stand. Always lend a helping hand.

Something Suspicious Going On

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(All 4)



Tasha:

Something’s really fishy.

Tyrone:

I feel there’s something wrong.


Tasha:

I think someone here is hiding.

Tyrone:

They may hide, but not for long! There is…

Cops:

Something suspicious going on.


Tasha:

Going on!

Cops:

There’s something suspicious going on.

Tasha:

Their behavior makes me wary.


Tyrone:

Yes, it’s not quite ordinary.

Cops:

There’s something suspicious… going on!

Pablo:

There’s no one here that’s hiding.


Uniqua:

There is nothing here to find.

Pablo:

But these yummy cosmic crullers.

Uniqua:

Take them with you,we won’t mind.


Tyrone:

Bad guys may be good at hiding.

Tasha:

We are good at hide-and-seek.

Tyrone:

With each step, we’re getting closer!


Tasha:

Is he here? Let’s have a peek.

Tyrone:

There is…

Cops:

Something suspicious going on.


Tyrone:

Going on!

Staff:

There’s nothing suspicious going on!

Tasha:

We have this funny feeling.


Pablo:

But there’s nothing we’re concealing!

Cops:

There’s something…

Staff:

Nothing suspicious… going on!


Cops:

There’s something suspicious going on.

Tyrone:

Going on!

Staff:

There’s nothing suspicious going on! There is nothing in this kitchen.


Cops:

Then tell us why you’re twitching.

Staff:

There’s nothing suspicious…

Cops:

There’s something suspicious…


Staff:

There’s nothing suspicious…

All:

Going on!

I Want to be Number Three

From "The Two Musketeers"

All my life, how I've yearned for adventure, to do something that's meaningful, too

Sick of spending my time in the palace all alone and with nothing to do

How I wish I were part of a trio, to be third is my dreamiest dream

I would do anything that you ask me to be part of the musketeer team

Number three, number three, it's the number for me, it's the number to be

Number three, number three, it's the third slot for me, I wanna be number three!


Do you think maybe you could include me? Can't you see all the hope in my eyes?

I'm begging you, please don't exclude me, I want so to be one of you guys

Number three, number three, it's the number for me, I'm sure that you'll agree

Number three, number three, we'd be you, you and me, I want to be number three!

We can tell that you really do mean what you sing but a third musketeer just isn't our thing

Number three, number three, you must let me be


We're sorry, but it cannot be!

Number three, number three, I'm you're third, don't you see? I wanna be...

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!


But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

In the Name of the Empress

From "The Two Musketeers"

We're guards of her lady, the Empress, the powerful Empress of France

We love our careers locking up musketeers, all in the name of the Empress!

We both do our jobs with precision and blind dedication to rules

What we like to say best is "You're under arrest!", all in the name of the Empress!

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress! What else can be left to discuss?

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!


It gives life some purpose and meaning for us

We say "Arret!", that means "Halt!", we say "Halt!", that means "Stop!"

We say "Stop!" and we know that that's clear, you can run

No, we can't

You can hide

What, in here?


But we'll get you, my dear musketeers

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

It's like being police for a queen

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

It gives you a reason for just being mean!

All in the name of the Empress!


All in the name of the Empress! All in the name of the Empress!

Hold My Hand

From "Pablor and The Acorns"


(All 5)

Tasha:

Hand in hand, one step at a time. Won’t you put your hand in mine?

Pablo:

I’m not so sure I understand!


Tasha:

Just reach for me and take my hand. It’s all gonna work out fine when you put your hand in mine.

Pablor and Girl Acorn:

So hold my hand, come on and hold my hand.

Tasha:

Hand in hand, away we go.


Boy Acorns: Hold on tight and don’t let go!

Pablo:

‘Cause I can’t help but feeling like there’s nothing I can’t do.

Tasha:

When we’re standing here together.

Pablo:


And I’m holding hands with you.

(Short Music Break)

Tyrone:

Just hold my hand and walk this way, everything will be okay. We’re up so high!

Pablo:

Pablor can see. But it’s nice to know you’re here with me.


Austin:

There’s so much that we can do when we hold hands, just me and you!

All:

Hold my hand!

Austin:

Pablor, you can do it.


All:

Hold my hand!

Tyrone:

There’s really nothing to it.

All:

Hold my hand!


Tasha:

You can make it if you try.

All:

Hold my hand!

Acorns:

A little further, go, space guy!


Pablo:

‘Cause I can’t help but feeling like there’s nothing I can’t do, when we’re standing here together and I’m holding hands with you. With you!

I`d Rather Be An Acorn

From "Pablor and The Acorns"


(All 5)

Pablo:

I’d rather be an Acorn than rule the universe. From holding doors to doing chores, I’ll put the others first.

Tasha:

He’d rather do his very best.


Tyrone:

Than do his very worst.

Pablo:

I’d rather be an Acorn than rule the universe!

Uniqua:

But you could have had the crystal and all its awesome power.


Pablo:

But I don’t want it anymore, I’d rather smell a flower.

Acorns:

He’d rather be an acorn than rule the universe.

Uniqua:

But being lawful sounds so awful!


Austin:

It’s really not the worst.

Pablo:

I’ve learned that helping others is a blessing not a curse.

Acorns:

He’d rather be an acorn than rule the universe!


Tasha:

We Acorns hike.

Austin:

We sail and camp.

Tyrone:

We climb and we explore.


Uniqua:

But don’t you want to rule the world?

Pablo:

No, not anymore.

Uniqua:

It matters not, the crystal’s mine! I’ll rule the stars and sun! But climbing rocks and rowing boats does sound like lots of fun.


Pablo (speaking):

You know, Uniquor, you can be an Acorn, too.

Uniqua (speaking):

Me, Uniquor? An Acorn? Why not?

Pablo (speaking):

Hooray!


Acorns:

They rather would be Acorns than rule the universe.

Uniqua:

I guess somehow we’re good guys now.

Tyrone:

I say that’s a first!


Tasha:

They’d rather do their very best.

Austin:

Than do their very worst.

All:

I’d rather be an Acorn than rule the universe!

The Crystal of Power

From "Pablor and The Acorns"

Pablo:

I’ll be the lord of the stars the ruler of Mars. The universe will tremble and cower. I’ll be the king of everything. All I need is The Crystal of Power.

Acorns:

Crystal of Power!

Pablo:

Pablor must have The Crystal of Power!

Austin:

Will the crystal make you strong?

Pablo:

I could lift a ton.

Tyrone:

And will it make you super smart?

Pablo:

I’ll be brighter than the sun! Pablor shall rule the galaxy, the world will be my throne. There’s nothing can stop me now.

Tasha:

Except for that pine cone!

Acorns:

He’ll be the lord of the stars the ruler of Mars.

Austin:

The czar of a meteor shower.

Tyrone:

They’ll call him a king on Saturn’s rings.

Tasha:

All he need is The Crystal of Power.

Acorns:

Crystal of Power!

Pablo:

Pablor must have The Crystal of Power! I’ll be the boss of everyone once the crystal is mine!

Tasha:

And just to kneel at Pablor’s feet.

Tyrone:

You’ll have to stand in line.

Austin:

What about…?

Pablo:

No more talk! There is no time to waste. The crystal isn’t far away. Pablor must now make haste!

Acorns:


Duck the branch, avoid the mud, thorny bush, don’t touch!

Pablo:

Ow!

Acorns:

Up in space, he may be tough. On Earth, not so much.

Pablo:

I’ll be the lord of the stars the ruler of Mars. The universe will tremble and cower.

Tasha:

He will be king…

Austin:

Of everything.

Tyrone:

All he needs is The Crystal of Power.

Acorns:

Crystal of Power!

Pablo:

Pablor must have The Crystal of Power!

Acorns:

Crystal of Power!

Pablo:

Pablor must have…

All:

The Crystal of Power!

The Secret of Snow

From "The Secret of Snow"


 

The secret of snow, the secret of snow, the secret is something I wanted to know

But all of us are playing together

We’re going to be happy, whatever the weather

The sun could be shining


A blizzard could blow

When you’ve got friends, you don’t care about snow

The secret of snow...

Secret of snow...

The secret of snow...

The rest: Secret of snow...


We already know...

Already know...

The secret of snow

Try not to care if it’s snowing, try not to care if it’s not

Better to care for the people right there, care for those great friends you’ve got!

I still like snow, still wish it would fall


But it seems there’s no secret, no secret at all!

I’ll smile at the snowflakes, or sunny blue skies,

I’ll smile cause of you, cause of all you guys!

It’s you guys who give me that wintery glow

When you’ve got good friends, who cares about snow?

The secret of snow...


Secret of snow...

The secret of snow...

Secret of snow...

So now we all know...

Now we all know...

The secret of snow...


Secret of snow...

The secret of snow...

The secret of snow...

I Love Snow

From "Secret Of Snow"


(tune: Jingle Bells)

 

I love snow, I love snow, falling from the sky

Love to see a blizzard piling white stuff very high


Oh, I love snow, I love snow, nothing's quite as nice

Snow forts, snowmen, snow angels and snow cats and snow mice

One thing that I’d love, one thing I'd like to know

What’s the secret recipe for starting up the snow, snow, snow, snow!

Not sure how it’s done, on that I’m not quite clear

But if I could just find out how, I’d make it snow all year!


Oh, I love snow, I love snow, piled up cold and sweet

Get that snowplow started up and roaring down the street

Oh, I love snow, I love snow, why can’t it snow now?!

Sure would love to make it snow, I just don’t quite know how!

You’ll Love Snow [Duet]
Come on, cowboy guy, join me on my quest
Heading north sounds good, I’m tired of the west, hey, hey, hey!
It’s a long, long way, but if we move real fast
I’ll get to make a snowman and I’ll eat snowcones at last!
Oh, you’ll love snow, you’ll love snow, it’s the best of all
Come with me and we’ll head north and get that snow to fall
Oh, you’ll love snow, you’ll love snow...

You’ll Love Snow [Trio]
Come on, jungle dude, join us on our trip
Jungle life’s too hot, the snow sounds pretty hip, hip, hip, hip!
We’ve got far to go, but if we really run
We can do some sledding and catch snowflakes on our tongue!
Oh, you’ll love snow, you’ll love snow
Nothing’s quite as great
Let’s go way up north and then make it precipitate
Oh, you’ll love snow, you’ll love snow...

The Masked Retriever

From "The Masked Retriever"

I am a great librarian, I'm full of information

I know every book on every shelf and every stack

They're here for you to borrow, so come on in and take 'em

But you better keep track...of when it's time to bring them back

'Cause sometimes I become The Masked Retriever!

Hunting down books that are missing, lost or late


The Masked Retriever! I am The Masked Retriever!

I find them even if they're hiding in another state!

People think librarians are glamorous and stylish

We always look so elegant, we aim to please

Yes, of course, that's true, but it's not the whole story

'Cause I have a secret side...a side that no one ever sees


Yes, sometimes I become The Masked Retriever!

Hunting down borrowers whose books are overdue

The Masked Retriever! I am The Masked Retriever!

So, don't forget your due date, or I'm coming after you!

That's when I become The Masked Retriever!

Someone's got to do it and that somebody is me


The Masked Retriever! I am The Masked Retriever!

The bravest, boldest hero that you'll probably ever see

The Masked Retriever! I am The Masked Retriever!

The bravest, boldest hero that you'll probably ever see!

The Masked Retriever [Interlude]


For no one can outrun The Masked Retriever!

I'll stay in hot pursuit on my speedy, trusty horse

To Mexico!

The Masked Retriever! I am The Masked Retriever!

No one can outrun me, including you, of course!