Big Dipper Diner

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(Uniqua, Pablo, and The Staff)



Uniqua:

Are you feelin’ hungry while you’re walking on the moon?

Pablo:

Do you need a space snack to get you through the afternoon?


Uniqua:

Set your teleporter so you’ll beam yourself here soon.

Pablo:

Just float into our diner and you’ll hear us sing this tune.

Staff:

The Big Dipper Diner! The best cafe in the milky way. The Big Dipper Diner! If it’s on your way, float by today.


Pablo:

Rush up in your rocket ‘cause you can’t drive your car.

Uniqua:

Fly in your flying saucer ‘cause you got to travel far.

Pablo:

Jump into your rocket and just follow any star.


Uniqua:

It’s not hard to get here from no matter where you are.

Staff:

The Big Dipper Diner! The best cafe in the milky way. The Big Dipper Diner! If it’s on your way, float by today. We’re the finer diner, not too far from Ursa Minor. The Big, Big Dipper Diner!

Two Eggs Moony-Side Up

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(Pablo, Uniqua, and The Staff)



Pablo:

Every single cook I know has got a specialty.

Uniqua:

Some like makin’ shish kebab and some make fricassee.


Pablo:

Some like makin’ sandwiches and some make a souffle.

Uniqua:

We have a meal that we do the best.

Staff:

And we make it every day. We call it…


Pablo:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Uniqua:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Pablo:

Breakfast…


Staff:

Is coming right up!

Pablo:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Uniqua:

Bowl of floatmeal.


Pablo:

Served on a plate.

Uniqua:

And in a floating cup.

Pablo:

This machine--it sculpts the eggs into the shape of moons.


Uniqua:

I pull out these floating cups and then I get the spoons.

Pablo:

This button makes the ketchup squirt in pretty star-shaped drops.

Uniqua:

And when the floatmeal is all cooked, we’re gonna serve it to the cops! Two eggs moony-side up.


Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Uniqua:

Breakfast…

Staff:

Is coming right up!


Uniqua:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Uniqua:

On a plate.


Staff:

And in a floating cup!

Hugs (speaking):

Hungry.

Staff(speaking):

Customer.


Uniqua (speaking):

That must be the police.

Staff:

Two eggs moony-side up. Bowl of floatmeal. Breakfast is coming right up! Two eggs moony-side up.

Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.


Staff:

On a plate and in a floating cup!

Stop That Alien!

From "The Big Dipper Diner"

(All 4)

Tyrone:

We will catch that creature. There’s no way he’ll get away. He cannot escape us ‘cause space crime doesn’t pay!

Tasha:

We must stop him shrinking long before he shrinks us all. He has made me angry and also made me small.

Cops:

We’ve got to stop that alien!

Tyrone:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

Cops:

Got to stop that alien!

Tasha:

We’ve really had enough!

Cops:

We’ve got to stop that alien!

Tyrone:

Because he shrunk my friend!

Cops:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again!

Uniqua:

I wish Hugs would come back, ‘cause it’s dangerous out here. I hope we find her, and I hope the Blarg’s not here.

Pablo:

If the Blarg gets to her, then our Hugs is really sunk. So let’s chase her faster so we won’t see her shrunk!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Uniqua:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Pablo:

We’ve really had enough!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Uniqua:

‘Cause Hugs is our good friend.

Staff:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again! (speaking) He shrunk again!

Pablo (speaking):

The Blarg is shrinking everything.

Tasha (speaking):

We must stop him!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Staff:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Cops:

We’ve really had enough!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Staff:

Although we don’t know when.

All:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again!