Big Dipper Diner

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(Uniqua, Pablo, and The Staff)



Uniqua:

Are you feelin’ hungry while you’re walking on the moon?

Pablo:

Do you need a space snack to get you through the afternoon?


Uniqua:

Set your teleporter so you’ll beam yourself here soon.

Pablo:

Just float into our diner and you’ll hear us sing this tune.

Staff:

The Big Dipper Diner! The best cafe in the milky way. The Big Dipper Diner! If it’s on your way, float by today.


Pablo:

Rush up in your rocket ‘cause you can’t drive your car.

Uniqua:

Fly in your flying saucer ‘cause you got to travel far.

Pablo:

Jump into your rocket and just follow any star.


Uniqua:

It’s not hard to get here from no matter where you are.

Staff:

The Big Dipper Diner! The best cafe in the milky way. The Big Dipper Diner! If it’s on your way, float by today. We’re the finer diner, not too far from Ursa Minor. The Big, Big Dipper Diner!

Two Eggs Moony-Side Up

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(Pablo, Uniqua, and The Staff)



Pablo:

Every single cook I know has got a specialty.

Uniqua:

Some like makin’ shish kebab and some make fricassee.


Pablo:

Some like makin’ sandwiches and some make a souffle.

Uniqua:

We have a meal that we do the best.

Staff:

And we make it every day. We call it…


Pablo:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Uniqua:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Pablo:

Breakfast…


Staff:

Is coming right up!

Pablo:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Uniqua:

Bowl of floatmeal.


Pablo:

Served on a plate.

Uniqua:

And in a floating cup.

Pablo:

This machine--it sculpts the eggs into the shape of moons.


Uniqua:

I pull out these floating cups and then I get the spoons.

Pablo:

This button makes the ketchup squirt in pretty star-shaped drops.

Uniqua:

And when the floatmeal is all cooked, we’re gonna serve it to the cops! Two eggs moony-side up.


Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Uniqua:

Breakfast…

Staff:

Is coming right up!


Uniqua:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Uniqua:

On a plate.


Staff:

And in a floating cup!

Hugs (speaking):

Hungry.

Staff(speaking):

Customer.


Uniqua (speaking):

That must be the police.

Staff:

Two eggs moony-side up. Bowl of floatmeal. Breakfast is coming right up! Two eggs moony-side up.

Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.


Staff:

On a plate and in a floating cup!

Stop That Alien!

From "The Big Dipper Diner"

(All 4)

Tyrone:

We will catch that creature. There’s no way he’ll get away. He cannot escape us ‘cause space crime doesn’t pay!

Tasha:

We must stop him shrinking long before he shrinks us all. He has made me angry and also made me small.

Cops:

We’ve got to stop that alien!

Tyrone:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

Cops:

Got to stop that alien!

Tasha:

We’ve really had enough!

Cops:

We’ve got to stop that alien!

Tyrone:

Because he shrunk my friend!

Cops:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again!

Uniqua:

I wish Hugs would come back, ‘cause it’s dangerous out here. I hope we find her, and I hope the Blarg’s not here.

Pablo:

If the Blarg gets to her, then our Hugs is really sunk. So let’s chase her faster so we won’t see her shrunk!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Uniqua:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Pablo:

We’ve really had enough!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Uniqua:

‘Cause Hugs is our good friend.

Staff:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again! (speaking) He shrunk again!

Pablo (speaking):

The Blarg is shrinking everything.

Tasha (speaking):

We must stop him!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Staff:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Cops:

We’ve really had enough!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Staff:

Although we don’t know when.

All:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again!

Acorns Song

From "Pablor and The Acorns"


(Tasha, Austin, Tyrone, and The Acorns)

Acorns:

Acorns, Acorns, proud we stand. Always lend a helping hand.

Tasha:

I can help you climb a hill, I’ve got a badge for hiking.


Austin:

And I can help you learn to ride. ‘Cause I’ve got one, I’ve got one for biking.

Acorns:

Acorns, Acorns, proud we stand. Always lend a helping hand.

Austin:

I can help you cross the street, you needn’t be afraid.


Tasha:

And if you’re hurt, I’ll patch you up. I’m trained to do, trained to do first aid.

Tyrone:

I just got my compass badge. I’ll show you east from west.

Tasha:

‘Cause when it comes to helping folks, we Acorns are the best!


Acorns:

Acorns, Acorns, none so proud. One more time now nice and loud. Acorns, Acorns, proud we stand. Always lend a helping hand.

Something Suspicious Going On

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(All 4)



Tasha:

Something’s really fishy.

Tyrone:

I feel there’s something wrong.


Tasha:

I think someone here is hiding.

Tyrone:

They may hide, but not for long! There is…

Cops:

Something suspicious going on.


Tasha:

Going on!

Cops:

There’s something suspicious going on.

Tasha:

Their behavior makes me wary.


Tyrone:

Yes, it’s not quite ordinary.

Cops:

There’s something suspicious… going on!

Pablo:

There’s no one here that’s hiding.


Uniqua:

There is nothing here to find.

Pablo:

But these yummy cosmic crullers.

Uniqua:

Take them with you,we won’t mind.


Tyrone:

Bad guys may be good at hiding.

Tasha:

We are good at hide-and-seek.

Tyrone:

With each step, we’re getting closer!


Tasha:

Is he here? Let’s have a peek.

Tyrone:

There is…

Cops:

Something suspicious going on.


Tyrone:

Going on!

Staff:

There’s nothing suspicious going on!

Tasha:

We have this funny feeling.


Pablo:

But there’s nothing we’re concealing!

Cops:

There’s something…

Staff:

Nothing suspicious… going on!


Cops:

There’s something suspicious going on.

Tyrone:

Going on!

Staff:

There’s nothing suspicious going on! There is nothing in this kitchen.


Cops:

Then tell us why you’re twitching.

Staff:

There’s nothing suspicious…

Cops:

There’s something suspicious…


Staff:

There’s nothing suspicious…

All:

Going on!

I Want to be Number Three

From "The Two Musketeers"

All my life, how I've yearned for adventure, to do something that's meaningful, too

Sick of spending my time in the palace all alone and with nothing to do

How I wish I were part of a trio, to be third is my dreamiest dream

I would do anything that you ask me to be part of the musketeer team

Number three, number three, it's the number for me, it's the number to be

Number three, number three, it's the third slot for me, I wanna be number three!


Do you think maybe you could include me? Can't you see all the hope in my eyes?

I'm begging you, please don't exclude me, I want so to be one of you guys

Number three, number three, it's the number for me, I'm sure that you'll agree

Number three, number three, we'd be you, you and me, I want to be number three!

We can tell that you really do mean what you sing but a third musketeer just isn't our thing

Number three, number three, you must let me be


We're sorry, but it cannot be!

Number three, number three, I'm you're third, don't you see? I wanna be...

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!


But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

But you cannot be!

I want to be number three!

In the Name of the Empress

From "The Two Musketeers"

We're guards of her lady, the Empress, the powerful Empress of France

We love our careers locking up musketeers, all in the name of the Empress!

We both do our jobs with precision and blind dedication to rules

What we like to say best is "You're under arrest!", all in the name of the Empress!

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress! What else can be left to discuss?

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!


It gives life some purpose and meaning for us

We say "Arret!", that means "Halt!", we say "Halt!", that means "Stop!"

We say "Stop!" and we know that that's clear, you can run

No, we can't

You can hide

What, in here?


But we'll get you, my dear musketeers

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

It's like being police for a queen

In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

It gives you a reason for just being mean!

All in the name of the Empress!


All in the name of the Empress! All in the name of the Empress!