You`d Make a Great Splashini

From "The Amazing Splashinis"


(Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone)



Tyrone:

Sea monster, sea monster this is a fact

We’d be so honored if you join our act

Uniqua:


Sea monster, sea monster you could go far

Pablo:

Join up with us and we’d make you a star

Tyrone:

It’s true you pretty big

Uniqua:


Compared to you, we're teeny

Tyrone:

But even so we just know you’d make a great splashini



All:

You, yes, you!


You’d make a great splashini

Uniqua:

Join us and be famous where ever you go

All:

You, yes, you!

You’d make a great splashini


Tyrone:

Amazing you partner, amazing you show



Pablo:

Sea monster, sea monster you’re pretty smart

Join up with us and creating more to art


Tyrone:

Sea monster, sea monster we love your skills

Uniqua:

You provide the lift and we’ll provide the thrills

Pablo:

You can take us higher that we have ever beeni


Tyrone:

A better dive man alive

You’d make a great splashini



All:

You, yes, you!


You’d make a great splashini

Uniqua:

Three of us are good for will be great

All:

You, yes, you!

You’d make a great splashini


Tyrone:

We need your help to help us elevate



All:

You, yes, you!

We’d make a great splashini


Pablo:

We can make history

One dive at a time

All:

You, yes, you!




We’d make a great splashini

Uniqua:

You can lift us higher that we could ever fly

You’re strong as an elephant

Tyrone:

And clever as a genie


Pablo:

Sea monster join us

You’d make a great splashini

We’d make a great splashini

Let’s Go

From "The Amazing Splashinis"


(Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone)



Pablo:

Let’s go, let’s go, out to the ocean

Tyrone:

Let’s go out where we are to be


Uniqua:

Let’s go monster we’re going to take you

Out there, out there, out to sea



Uniqua:

In the open water that’s where we wanna see


Tyrone:

Hogging up our diving pool is not a good idea

Uniqua:

Way out in the ocean that’s where here you belong

Tyrone:

We’ll get rid of you by the end of this song




Pablo:

Let’s go, let’s go, out to the ocean

Tyrone:

Let’s go out where we are to be

Uniqua:


Let’s go monster we’re going to take you

Out there, out there, out to sea



Uniqua:

Wanna see more tricks? Well, hey, get a load of these

Tyrone:


Look at how we water ski without the use of skis

Uniqua:

If you've got skills, too

Tyrone:

And I know you do, old bean!

Uniqua:


Show us some of your tricks that we haven’t seen



Tyrone:

He’s a nice monster, he’s pretty cool

But he took up space in our diving pool

Pablo:


He took up space we need for a dive

Uniqua:

So we took em out here on a nice long drive

Tyrone:

He followed us along to see what’s cooking

Uniqua:


Now let’s ditch him while he’s not looking

That is kinda sneaky

Tyrone:

But we admit it’s true

Pablo:

But we’ve got no choice; we’ve got work to do




Pablo:

Let’s go, let’s go, back from the ocean

Tyrone:

Let’s go back where we are to be

Uniqua:


Bye bye monster we’re gonna leave you

Out there, out there, out to sea

The Sextuple Somersault Splash

From "The Amazing Splashinis"


(Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone)



Uniqua:

We will dive

Pablo and Tyrone:

We will dive


Uniqua:

The most difficult dive

Uniqua:

For you're the daring greatest divers alive

Pablo and Tyrone:

Some say six somersaults never can be


Pablo:

Too hard for one percent

Tyrone:

Let alone three

Uniqua:

Who’s going to do this dive? You, you, and me




Uniqua:

We haven’t done it yet

Pablo:

That doesn’t mean we won’t

Tyrone:


Others might give up,

Uniqua:

Do we give up?

Tyrone and Pablo:

We don’t!

Tyrone:


We will keep attempting, to dive this tricky dive

Pablo:

‘Cause we’re the great splashinis

All:

The greatest team alive!




Uniqua:

What’s the dive we’re gonna do?

Pablo and Tyrone:

The sextuple somersault splash

Uniqua:

Who’s gonna do it?


Tyrone:

Me, you, and you

All:

The sextuple somersault splash

Tyrone:

Is it hard?


Uniqua and Pablo:

Yes, it’s hard

Pablo:

Is it rough?

Uniqua and Tyrone:

Yes, it’s rough


Uniqua:

We just haven’t tried hard enough

Tyrone:

I know that we’ve gotta stop

All:

The sextuple somersault splash




Tyrone:

We've tried it a couple times

Pablo:

We’re gonna try again

Uniqua:


When we’ll stop trying guys never that’s when

Tyrone:

We always get it done

Pablo:

We always learn our tricks

Uniqua:


How many somersaults...

Pablo and Tyone:

We’re gonna do-ooo six



Uniqua:

What’s the dive we’re gonna do?


Pablo and Tyrone:

The sextuple somersault splash

Uniqua:

Who’s gonna do it?

Tyrone:

Me, you, and you


All:

The sextuple somersault splash

Tyrone:

Is it daring?

Uniqua and Pablo:

Yes, it’s daring


Pablo:

Is it fun?

Uniqua and Tyrone:

Yes, it’s fun

Uniqua:

And it’s something no one’s ever done


All:

We pray will be the first one

All:

The sextuple somersault splash

The High Dive

From "The Amazing Splashinis"


(Uniqua, Pablo, and Tyrone)



Uniqua:

We are the Amazing Splashinis!

Pablo:

And we are the greatest alive!


Tyrone:

Ready, set, "What?" you may ask us, and we'll answer: "The daring high dive!".



All:

The high dive, the high dive, the synchronized high dive!

Uniqua:


We're the best high divers, second to none!

All:

The high dive, the high dive, the synchronized high dive!

Pablo:

Watch the Splashinis to see how it's done!




Tyrone:

We stand on the very high platform.

Uniqua:

Then together we basically leap!

Pablo:

We twist and we turn and we somersault.


All:

Then splash in the water way deep!

Pablo:

And the twisting and turning is kind of the point.

Tyrone:

Our marvelous movements excite the whole joint!


Uniqua:

We leap and we turn in our matching bikinis.

All:

And everyone cheers the Amazing Splashinis!



All:


The high dive, the high dive, the synchronized high dive!

Tyrone:

We're the best high divers you've ever seen!

All:

The high dive, the high dive, the synchronized high dive!

Pablo:


And you may ask "What does synchronized mean?".

Uniqua:

It means we all do the same motion at the exact same time!

Tyrone:

When we leap into the ocean, our motions are truly sublime!

Pablo:


Our synchronized moves will astound and surprise.

Tyrone:

We'll startle your senses and dazzle your eyes!

Uniqua:

Our synchronized dancing is so death-defying!

All:


We make it look like we're not even trying!



All:

The high dive, the high dive, the synchronized high dive!

Pablo:

We're the best high divers you've ever seen!


All:

The high dive, the high dive, the synchronized high dive!

All:

Come on up and cheer the Amazing Splashinis!



Tyrone:


Synchronized means we're exactly the same.

Uniqua:

Synchronized swimming oughta put you in fame.

Pablo:

We're here to amaze you, that's why we came.

All:


Amazing Splashinis, remember the name!

Big Dipper Diner

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(Uniqua, Pablo, and The Staff)



Uniqua:

Are you feelin’ hungry while you’re walking on the moon?

Pablo:

Do you need a space snack to get you through the afternoon?


Uniqua:

Set your teleporter so you’ll beam yourself here soon.

Pablo:

Just float into our diner and you’ll hear us sing this tune.

Staff:

The Big Dipper Diner! The best cafe in the milky way. The Big Dipper Diner! If it’s on your way, float by today.


Pablo:

Rush up in your rocket ‘cause you can’t drive your car.

Uniqua:

Fly in your flying saucer ‘cause you got to travel far.

Pablo:

Jump into your rocket and just follow any star.


Uniqua:

It’s not hard to get here from no matter where you are.

Staff:

The Big Dipper Diner! The best cafe in the milky way. The Big Dipper Diner! If it’s on your way, float by today. We’re the finer diner, not too far from Ursa Minor. The Big, Big Dipper Diner!

Two Eggs Moony-Side Up

From "The Big Dipper Diner"


(Pablo, Uniqua, and The Staff)



Pablo:

Every single cook I know has got a specialty.

Uniqua:

Some like makin’ shish kebab and some make fricassee.


Pablo:

Some like makin’ sandwiches and some make a souffle.

Uniqua:

We have a meal that we do the best.

Staff:

And we make it every day. We call it…


Pablo:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Uniqua:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Pablo:

Breakfast…


Staff:

Is coming right up!

Pablo:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Uniqua:

Bowl of floatmeal.


Pablo:

Served on a plate.

Uniqua:

And in a floating cup.

Pablo:

This machine--it sculpts the eggs into the shape of moons.


Uniqua:

I pull out these floating cups and then I get the spoons.

Pablo:

This button makes the ketchup squirt in pretty star-shaped drops.

Uniqua:

And when the floatmeal is all cooked, we’re gonna serve it to the cops! Two eggs moony-side up.


Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Uniqua:

Breakfast…

Staff:

Is coming right up!


Uniqua:

Two eggs moony-side up.

Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.

Uniqua:

On a plate.


Staff:

And in a floating cup!

Hugs (speaking):

Hungry.

Staff(speaking):

Customer.


Uniqua (speaking):

That must be the police.

Staff:

Two eggs moony-side up. Bowl of floatmeal. Breakfast is coming right up! Two eggs moony-side up.

Pablo:

Bowl of floatmeal.


Staff:

On a plate and in a floating cup!

Stop That Alien!

From "The Big Dipper Diner"

(All 4)

Tyrone:

We will catch that creature. There’s no way he’ll get away. He cannot escape us ‘cause space crime doesn’t pay!

Tasha:

We must stop him shrinking long before he shrinks us all. He has made me angry and also made me small.

Cops:

We’ve got to stop that alien!

Tyrone:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

Cops:

Got to stop that alien!

Tasha:

We’ve really had enough!

Cops:

We’ve got to stop that alien!

Tyrone:

Because he shrunk my friend!

Cops:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again!

Uniqua:

I wish Hugs would come back, ‘cause it’s dangerous out here. I hope we find her, and I hope the Blarg’s not here.

Pablo:

If the Blarg gets to her, then our Hugs is really sunk. So let’s chase her faster so we won’t see her shrunk!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Uniqua:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Pablo:

We’ve really had enough!

Staff:

We got to stop that alien!

Uniqua:

‘Cause Hugs is our good friend.

Staff:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again! (speaking) He shrunk again!

Pablo (speaking):

The Blarg is shrinking everything.

Tasha (speaking):

We must stop him!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Staff:

He’s shrinking all our stuff!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Cops:

We’ve really had enough!

All:

We got to stop that alien!

Staff:

Although we don’t know when.

All:

We will stop that alien before he shrinks again!